How to make a woman happy

I juz got this email:
How to make a woman happy? Now i understand y i so long cant find a gf. Cos i dont have any of these quality

To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:

1. a hero
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic - although i study mechanical engineering, many things i dont know
how to do
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent - maybe...
30. funny - i not funny, i lame
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong - not really... fail IPPT every year
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious - Yeah! this is e only 1 i have... i 1 2 b emperor
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43.passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping - window shopping include or not?
46. be honest
47. be very rich - not really lah. keep losing money... lose quite a lot in WC
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time
52. call her all the time


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1 . BE NAKED - Who email this 1? I object !!!